You know, one thing that really pisses me off is when women say 'OH I'M A WOMAN BUT TBH I DON'T HAVE ANY FEMALE FRIENDS BECAUSE WOMEN ARE SO CATTY AND MEN AREN'T.'

Are you for real? As a woman, I'd think that you would fight against gender stereotypes, not help perpetuate them with sexist, idiotic statements. After all, didn't you just imply that all women are passive-aggressive and annoying? THAT INCLUDES YOU, FUCKHEAD.

I just read a comment where someone said that "women irritated her" and that she was "a man's girl, tbh."

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Sorry, I'm honestly at a loss for words. I'm too busy resisting the urge to smash things. What the fucking fuck.

ETA: Oh, and... happy Canada Day. Ha ha. /AWKWARD SILENCE

Me again. :D What, I have an ~~important message, seriously.

So I got a twitter a while ago, I just forgot to post about it: @cornhobble. It was originally created for stalking purposes, so I haven't actually used it much. XD Tell me your twitters (if you have them), I'll follow you.

My laptop is a worthless piece of shit.

How can something only one year old already be a worthless piece of shit? I'd like to know. I'm looking at you, Dell, and your craptastic merchandise.

I do not have the money to buy a new laptop.

GUYS, I am so socially awkward it's not even funny.

Well, okay, that's a lie. It IS funny. IN A PAINFUL WAY. XD I get the impression that people I don't know very well (and vice versa) irl think I'm an arrogant douchebag, but in reality I'm just really shy and socially awkward. lol? XP

This totally transfers online, too. It's like a PLAGUE, srsly. XD Usually when I friend someone I leave some sort of awkward "hi I friended you" comment. An even more awkward convo usually ensues. ( Description under the cut -- with added animation! )

Okay, SERIOUSLY. I suck sometimes. I go on ohnotheydidnt for the first time in ages and suddenly I'm quietly squeeing over the bromance of two dudes from American Idol. AMERICAN IDOL. I hate that show! This is pretty ridiculous. Feel free to laugh at me. XD This is kind of embarrassing, yet I'm posting it anyways. Dignity? What dignity?

( vids, gifs, and unnecessary & obnoxious capslock, whoo )

I'm currently wondering whether or not I should watch the last season of American Idol with them in it, which in doing so would be signing away my soul. (Not that I believe in the concept of souls in the first place, but aaaaanyways)

I'm going to go away and be creepy somewhere else now. And catch up on my flist. It's probably going to be skip=1000000000000000000, but I will do my best. And hopefully survive.

You know, half the reason I go on hiatuses is because I don't have time to keep up with my flist and it seems kind of douchey to post entries and not read & comment on other people's entries. Which is what I'm doing right now, apparently. :/ But I just watched the SPN season finale and read some reaction posts (why? WHY, SELF, WHY?) and now I'm all annoyed and have to say something.

( Spoilers for 4x22 and general grumpiness. You were warned. )

Hiatus? What hiatus? XD

Okay, so I got a dreamwidth account. W00t! \o/ I don't actually have a use for this account, though, considering I have no intentin of moving from lj. Whatever! The point is, all the ~~cool kids~~ got one so... *points to icon*

Ugh, my sister just called me a sheeple. I AM SO OFFENDED BY HER ALARMINGLY ACCURATE LIES. VICIOUS, VICIOUS LIES. >:[

I couldn't get a dreamwidth code (obviously I don't have the right connections, yo) so I just subscribed with Open ID and they sent me an email inviting me. SUCCESS.

Anyway, my username is cornhobble over there, and as you can see, I have several riveting entries posted already. (lol, not)

Ugh, I am going to regret telling the internetz this, but... I will maybe-possibly be taking some courses at my local community college. Bio, I think. Maybe. If this doesn't work out and I fail horribly it's your ~duty~ as ljfriends to pretend it never happened.

ME (UPON MY PAINFUL FAILURE): "REMEMBER THOSE COLLEGE COURSES I MENTIONED..?"

FLIST: "COLLEGE COURSES? WHAT COLLEGE COURSES?"

Just so you know. XD

Iraqi gay men face 'lives of hell'
By Jim Muir BBC News, Baghdad

Grainy footage taken on a mobile phone and widely distributed around Baghdad shows a terrified young Iraqi boy cowering and whimpering as men with a stick force him to strip, revealing women's underwear beneath his dishdasha (Arab robe).

"Why are you dressed as a girl?" roars one of the men, brandishing his stick as the youth removes his brassiere.

The sobbing boy, who appears to be about 12, tries to explain that his family made him do it to earn money, as they have no other source of income.

The scene, apparently filmed in a police post, reinforced reports of a campaign against gay men in Iraq which activists say has claimed the lives of more than 60 since December.

In the latest manifestation of the campaign, posters have appeared on walls in the poor Shia suburb of Sadr City in eastern Baghdad, listing alleged homosexuals by name and threatening to kill them.

Those named have gone underground, while gay men throughout the city and in some other parts of the country also live in fear.

Not much to say about this, is there? Next part, emphasis mine:

In some cases, it is believed that their own families are killing homosexuals, out of shame for their behaviour.

Brigadier Diah Sahi says Iraq has no policy of arresting gays."In Sadr City, four of those who died were killed by their own families, because they think it is better for their name, for their honour," said Surour.

Homosexuals admit that their problem is as much with their own society and families as with the authorities, police or militias.

( Read more... )

But violence is rejected by all religions...

Can you spell B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T? :D

Check out the article, there are some video interviews.

The Hockey Mask and Mug Of Syrup Were Also Excellent Clues
Student #1: So what do you think, eh?
Student #2: Are you Canadian?
Student #1: Why in the world are you asking me that? Is it because I said "eh"?
Student #2: Well, yeah.
Student #1: That is a total misconception! Not all Canadians end sentences with the word "eh"! I can't believe you think that!
Student #2: (thinking it over) So are you?
Student #1: Canadian? Yes.

Wabash
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Laughing as I pass

Hee! Stereotypes are so annoying, eh? XD

ETA: Something else I found in datalounge, possibly not dial-up friendly. Mention of incest and Sam/Dean, bewaaaare. *g*( Read more... )

I'm commenting on the recent LA Supernatural con. WHAT? I know this is kind of late, but I kept telling myself I wasn't going to talk about it but it's bothering me so I just have to post something before I EXPLODE. XD

So! Quote from con report (god, most of my flist doesn't know what the hell I'm talking about, sorry!):

Misha said he asked Jared while backstage at the con why they never pranked him. He said, Jared said "because I’m too... fragile... well, the word he really used was gay."

*audience lols*

...Because obviously 'gay' is synonymous with 'fragile', amirite?

Yeah. Or not.

:|

I'm kinda surprised I haven't seen many comments about it. Most of the people who mentioned it were more like 'TEEHEEHEE JARED'S SO FUNNY.' Really, people? Really? "You're too gay" -- yeah, obviously that is all funny and not at all offensive. Blah.

God, my entries are so grumpy lately. Y SO SRS, SELF? I have two shiny new SPN people on my flist and now they're going to think I'm always a douche-y wanker. ONLY SOMETIMES, I PROMISE. XD

"HI THIS IS MY FIRST LJ POST :D :D :D"

Yeah, that sounds about right. XD

On another, angsty note -- this lj secret pissed me off:

( Under a cut because I lurve )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK36LYQjZ1g

:D :D :D DAVID HEWLETT IS SO AWESOME. <3 <3 <3 Also, he called SGU 'Stargate 90210' \o/

*checks date on vid* Okay, so it's a little old. :P Whatever, still adorable. XD

*sneaks off to watch more con videos*

Okay, ANOTHER post wherein I mention the crazyness of some SPN fangirls, I'm sure you guys really don't care. XD But seriously. This relates to the fans of the actors, not just the tv show.

Apparently Jensen Ackles' girlfriend Danneel was sitting behind him at the recent LA con during autographs and this pissed off the fans. One of them (probably more, lol) complained to a security guard and tried to get her thrown out.

...OOOOO-KAY THEN. Am I the only one who thinks that's COMPLETELY BATSHIT, what the hell. XD A fan tried to throw out the actor's girlfriend. I... his girlfriend? Seriously? LOLLERSKATES. :D

DEAR JENSEN,

YOU HAVE REALLY BAD LUCK WITH FANGIRLS. I AM ACTUALLY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR ABILITY TO ATTRACT THE CRAZIES. HOW DO YOU DO IT?

SINCERELY,

ME

PS. I'M JUST GOING TO CREEPILY WATCH ALL THE VIDS FROM THE AFOREMENTIONED CON, KTHXBAI. AND LICK THE COMPUTER SCREEN

PPS. I'M REASONABLY SURE MY TONGUE WAS NEVER ANYWHERE NEAR MY COMPUTER SCREEN BEFORE SPN. FUCK YOU AND YOUR CREEPY MAGNET MOJO, ACKLES.

Also! I'm a horrible lj friend and haven't been keeping up with my flist. Granted, I'm usually a bad lj friend, but it's bee worse than usual lately. XD I'll get back to commenting sometime, guys. <3

I just spent a freakish amount of time at fandom_wank, clairvoyant_wank, and wank_report reading past and current wanking in the SPN fandom. Not to mention lovely fannish gossip. And then I was over at spnsecrets reading the 'Jared is gay/no he's not/j2 forever' comment shitstorm over there. (Though admittedly it is somewhat civilized.)

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

XD

Seriously, I don't think I've had this much fun in a while. In SGA I didn't even know what wank was, okay. (It must have been because I was in my own little corner -- looking back there seems there was a lot of batshittery going on, I just didn't notice.) NOW I KNOW. Maybe I should cry for lost innocence or whatever, because this shit is fucking batshit. Hilarious, but batshit. :D

And I have no life, apparently. Someone saaaaaave meeeee *is dragged away from computer*

PS. Don't go thinking this is me hatin' on the SPN fandom, now. I'm technically part of it, right? XD This is... love. The lol-y-so-srs kind of love, but still. XD Besides, I think we can all agree that fandom is general is crazycakes, y/y/mfy?

PPS. SUPERNATURAL TOMORROW \o/

from mesmorizee...

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

mesmorizee gave me Sam Winchester, John Sheppard and Cameron Mitchell. :D

Shag: Sam Winchester. Duh. Have you seen that man? ( Pictures! )

Throw off a cliff: Cameron Mitchell, definitely. Sorry, I just don't like the guy. :P He's just a copy of O'Neill! O'Neill is awesome, no one can copy him. >:[ ( Picture anyway, because the meme demanded it. )

Marry: Well, I guess I'm marrying John Sheppard, lol. We're probably going to end up divorced. XD ( You know the drill (lol ~*~drill~*~) )

Well, I suppose it depends on the person (to an extent, anyway). Personally, my organs will be donated and whatever's left after that starts to rot goes 6 feet under. Or possibly gets cremated, I dunno.

Yeah, okay, I know that wasn't really the question, lol. XD I think we just... die. Cease to exist. I don't believe in an afterlife, or that I'm somehow eternal. When my body dies, that's it. Fun while it lasted, y/y/mfy? :D

Mpreg is a beautiful, beautiful thing. And by beautiful I mean it makes me want to huddle in a corner and eat pie until the bad memories go away.